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An office party, the last day before the break, a team you like: this is the one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Coworkers Are Like Christmas Lights\" — the rest of the line is on the Signature Color jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA color-printed label on reusable glass you keep afterwards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural soy wax with a cotton wick — clean, even burn, no petroleum wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePhthalate free, non-toxic, vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCranberry Christmas — tart cranberry, orange peel and brown sugar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA 13.5 oz jar and 60+ hours, outlasting most December tempers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCoworkers, a team lead, the person who fixes the printer, a work swap, the shift you survived, and the half who genuinely are not so bright.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4\" 60+ Hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttributes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Trim the wick to 1\/4\" before each burn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eItem:\u003c\/strong\u003e SC-1989-16\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e16. 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